Everything I Need to Know in Life I Learned From Jack the Ripper
by Syd Wright Downe
 
Introduction
      As we go through life we are often puzzled by the choices and dilemmas of our daily dramas.  We lose sight of the fact that our daily problems will occur again and again, and when we deal with them on a daily basis, we are merely holding them at bay.  If we can, however, look at the long term and form principles and beliefs that are good for decades, then our daily travails will become visible as mere bumps and rough patches.  We also sight of the fact that there are no problems or questions which have not been encountered and overcome by others.  If we can look at how others have led their lives, not only will we draw inspiration from their example, but they can actually help us form our all important principles and beliefs which will sustain us over those bumps and rough patches.
     I remember how I began to see through the fog of life as I became acquainted with the life of Jack the Ripper.  What began for me as mere entertainment slowly evolved into philosophical enlightenment.  I began to realize I had found my mentor, a man who adapted his beliefs and principles into his daily life and thereby not only found his way over his own bumps and rough patches, but conducted his life with simple human integrity.
    Through the study of Jack's life, I realized I could boil down the complexity of problems and behavior into 13 simple rules for living, infinitely flexible and applicable.  Don't try to incorporate them all into your behavior or thinking in one day.  Don't even try to read them all in one day.  Each rule requires contemplation and practice.  You won't get them all right at first.  It would be foolish to plunge right in.  Take one at a time.  Practice it.  Get the kinks out.  Then try another.  If you can take it as I have, the meaning of life will emerge over time before your eyes, making you a stronger, healthier and happier human.
 
Rule Number One:  Find Your Own Happiness
 
       The biggest mistake any person can make is letting another person determine what one's unique form of happiness is.  We observe.  We try.  But happiness is more internal than the appendix and more unique than fingerprints.  Jack found his.  And although your own happiness may not consist of removing appendices or obliterating fingerprints, as Jack's did, there is something out there will make you happy.  Find it!
 
Rule Number Four:  Become Skilled in Your Technique
 
       Until you become good at what you do, noone will take you seriously.  Although Jack is called the Ripper, a large part of his charisma lay in his anatomical knowledge and skill.  The police and citizens of London were enrapt with the continuing story of a man who did NOT merely hack and slash his way to satisfaction, but instead, under circumstances that must have been harried and trying, took the time to sever the kidneys and remove the ovaries.  When we think about what that must required in those pitch black London streets when Jack's ardrenalin was racing after the screaming and the death struggle, we must respect Jack, just as the police and citizens of London did.
 
Rule Number Five:  Stay in Touch
 
      "Hi Boss".  That's how Jack began his first famous letter to Scotland Yard.  Jack knew he couldn't walk in the door and talk to the detectives in person.  And yet he had the thoughtfulness to let them know he had not forgotten them.  In our lives also we will often be unable to be with those we care about.  But we must not let them think we have forgotten.
 
Rule Number Eight:  Practice Moderation
 
       Here also we can look at Jack and find matter for emulation.  Immoderation often leads to ruin.  Jack knew the virtue of moderation.  He killed five victims and then went away.  Dr. Harold Shipman, in unfortunate contrast, kept injecting those elderly women with heart-stopping substances, and it finally came back to haunt him.  How satisfied Dr. Shipman must have been with the 15th or 30th or 150th victim.  But he had to experience the satisfaction to a completely immoderate degree, and somewhere after the 250th victim, his luck played out. 
 
Rule Number Thirteen:  Always Leave While You're Having Fun
 
       There is no substitute for a graceful exit.  The problem with having fun is, first, that it never goes on forever, and, secondly, that we always act like it will.  Parties, relationships, jobs - they all end, and usually in sourness and bitterness.  The wise person has the strength to leave while he or she is still enjoying himself or herself.  It can't go on forever.  So leave on a high note, and don't let others try to keep you there until the bad stuff starts.  Jack had strength.  He had slaughtered his fifth victim in an unprecedented fashion.  Inasmuch as it occurred indoors, he had the leisure to eviscerate the victim entirely, lining up organs on the window sill and cutting the victim's face off.  Then Jack disappeared.  He knew things weren't going to get better than that.

Flushing, May 2005